It's all your fault Hilwe!

So, I just spent what seemed like the better part of my life curling Ella's hair. The curls immediately fell out, and:

It's all your fault Hilwe!

Why? I did the exact same thing to yours as mine.

No! You didn't put it in *these*.

Little girl those are just Velcro rollers. All they do it separate my hair.

Well! You didn't separate mine! And it's not curly. You did a bad job!

Oh come on! Do you even know what separate means?

Um, no. But I want it.

kiss kiss.