Thursday, April 22, 2010

Why'd you marry Daddy?

Ella: Mommy told me she married Daddy because he was handsome. Why did you marry Daddy?
Frootie!: Well, I married Daddy because ...
Ella: *interrupting* it's because we have a Zaxby's isn't it?
Frootie!: Well that is part of it... *giggle* I married Daddy because he is handsome....
Ella: *interrupting* ew, the handsome stuff again....
Frootie!: And, because he is kind
Ella: *interrupting* ew, that part!
Frootie!: Well it's true! Why do you think Daddy married me?
Ella: Because you were pregnant.

Awesome.

xxoo,
Frootie!

*buuuuuurrrrrp*

Riding home from Lowe's today (after we spent $75 on flowers) Ella let out the loudest most hilarious burp ever. I usually don't laugh, I think it is disgusting for girls to burp loudly in public, but this one was hilarious.


Ella: BbbbbbuuuuuuuUUUrrrRRrrrrPPPPpppp!!
Both: *Giggle*
Frootie!: Holy Crap *giggle* Where did that come from the bottom of your toes?
Ella: No, it came from my Mom. She burps loud too!

xxoo,
Frootie!